Hell Yeah, Brother! Hulk Hogan and Christmas just go together, you know? When I think of Christmas, I think of Hulk Hogan. When I think of Santa, I think of a massively ripped and handsomely tanned WWE superstar. Don’t you? No? Well obviously someone does, because someone else entirely picked this movie for us. Who would do such a thing, you ask? Obviously someone that gets us and knows us so perfectly well that they knew we would just eat this one up! The movie, that is. Not Hulk Hogan. Just to clarify. That person is our very dear friend and baby buddy, Alissa, who happened to be in town all the way from LA for Christmas and to be our very first guest ever! We gave her dibs on picking the movie and within about 30 seconds, she delivered this absolute doozy of a movie! It’s the worst movie in the absolute best way. I didn’t know I needed this movie in my life to deliciously hate in the most fun ways. I’m better for the rest of my life having seen this movie. It’s jam packed, jacked, and swole to the brim with so many things to rip on, all puns fully intended! Alissa’s choice did not disappoint and she accepts your thanks in advance.
Here at The Hokey Holiday Review, we make fun of your favorite cheesy holiday movies! Don’t get it twisty-turny, we love us some good ol’ fashioned holiday magic! But come on, the amount of cheese served in these things warrants, like, a whole bus of Tostito’s Scoops, know what I’m saying? We’re judgy, we’re goofy, we’re here to have a good time! Kick back, put your laughing pants on (or no pants, we support it!), and let’s get hokey!
