Is there anyone out there that has experienced amnesia and can tell us about it? Are you a doctor that can tell us about amnesia and how it works? If you answered yes to the second one, I forgot the question, but you have to be licensed with a real doctorate, not cousin Joe’s neighbor’s shady brother-in-law that “practices medicine” in his dungeon basement that has suspicious stains and murky jars that are sitting just too far out of the light for you to see what’s in them. However, considering how ridiculous these medical professionals are, we may trust them even less than cousin Joe’s neighbor’s shady brother-in-law that “practices medicine” in his dun- wait a minute, this seems familiar, did I already say this? Whatever, I can’t remember. Anyway, where was I? What were we talking about? The American healthcare system? I don’t know, I guess I forgot. Lindsay is back and we’re loving her re-glow up! Welcome back sista-friend! If you got beef with my girl, please @ me so I can roast you third-grade girl-fight after-school-on-the-playground style. If you don’t think that’s a real style of fighting, fuck around and find out, I’m feeling fiesty!
Here at The Hokey Holiday Review, we make fun of your favorite cheesy holiday movies! Don’t get it twisty-turny, we love us some good ol’ fashioned holiday magic! But come on, the amount of cheese served in these things warrants, like, a whole bus of Tostito’s Scoops, know what I’m saying? We’re judgy, we’re goofy, we’re here to have a good time! Kick back, put your laughing pants on (or no pants, we support it!), and let’s get hokey!
