Mwahahaha, the Sanderson Sisters are back and so are we! We kick off Season 3 with a healthy dose of witchery and bitchery for the sequel to the beloved Halloween movie, Hocus Pocus. This sequel, Hocus Pocus 2, was…different. Or maybe, us Millennials just grew up and we’re different. Naahhh, my paralyzing anxiety and incessant denial for all things reality definitely reassure me that I am for sure the same as I was 29 years ago and it’s most certainly the two movies that are different. I’ll accept nothing to the contrary, so leave me be, thanks very much. Can we get back to the movie? Ah yes, the Sisters serve the witchery, we serve the bitchery. And honestly, a really amazing idea for the most dope crossover in television and movie history that we’re going to need Disney to get on top of. I know they can be a bit stingy, but it was our idea first! And we fully expect to get credit (and that roy-al-ty mon-ay) when this bomb ass crossover drops! Can it even be considered royalty money if we don’t own either of the original entities? Probably not, I’m not a lawyer, I just play one to annoy my mom. Listen, okay, we just want to be fairly compensated for our brilliant idea, not much, just enough for us to quit our jobs and do this full time, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Jesus, just tell us, what is this insanely incredible ingenious idea for a crossover? Great question. Hit play and find out!
Here at The Hokey Holiday Review, we make fun of your favorite cheesy holiday movies! Don’t get it twisty-turny, we love us some good ol’ fashioned holiday magic! But come on, the amount of cheese served in these things warrants, like, a whole bus of Tostito’s Scoops, know what I’m saying? We’re judgy, we’re goofy, we’re here to have a good time! Kick back, put your laughing pants on (or no pants, we support it!), and let’s get hokey!
