DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/xMcyJcDP9x This is our worst one but there's hidden gems *vine boom*. In every piece of doggy doo there is a corn kernel, and this is our doggy doo. That board game sucks. Hasbro fell off. I like Monopoly, Settlers of Catan is alright. I like clue and trivial pursuit. "My Dearest Margaret, I unfortunately will not be able to travel back for this winter, for I am on a hunting trip with the boys." Garrett does men. DOES ENJOY MEN'S COMPANY. Ay yo can I have ice cream? Only a spoonful. *pulls out comically large spoon*. We steal content from other podcasts and make it bad. We have 0 shame. Alex took all his topics from Chuckle sandwich, our comedy is entirely based. Just based. On Cold Ones and Forehead Fables. Did I mention that Garrett likes men? We have a collective IQ? I don't know what punctuation means. Have you seen Squid Game? Old guy, nuff said. Home Depot theme music. Tyler really likes Elliot, he's a big fan. He is also involuntarily celibate. Alex's Subway Surfers high score: 142,493 Garrett's Subway Surfers high score: 119,614 British prime minister. Health minister of Belgium is fat. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park Yo, cut it Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double-barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? I like that song by Beck. Becky has a general disdain for homosexuals and their peers. So does DaBaby (DaBaby's full name)(Jonathan Lyndale Kirk) LETS GO. He has 7 kids. *vine boom*. I'm gonna make the 10 hour vine boom video a permanent installment. I want it played at my funeral. I want Tyler to be reading my obituary and suddenly get interrupted by a vine boom and king Bach going only a spoonful then he takes a comically spoon out of my casket. Garrett's grandparents are freakiing dead. This was gonna be a cuss-free podcast but ended up being our most offensive one. Garrett. Tyler! Cole, Alex? I chug pepto bismol in my bathtub with a galss of whiskey with one ice cube and a Cuban hanging from my lips.
