The Vibe: Milton kicks things off with a history lesson: always bet on the Big Cats over the Big Birds. He went 3-3 this week but had a blast thanks to a game-winning "Big Man Carrying the Ball" moment. We also take a moment of silence for former Bengals RB Rudi Johnson.
Weekend Blitz: A week of blowouts, breakouts, and brutal losses.
Panthers 30, Falcons 0: A stunning shutout. Michael Penix looked terrible, and the Falcons are already calling for Kirk Cousins.
Vikings 48, Bengals 10: A defensive masterclass from Brian Flores. Isaiah Rodgers made history with two defensive TDs in the first half, burying Jake Browning.
Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Eagles' offense finally woke up. Puka Nacua continues his league-winning pace with a massive 45.5% target share.
Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams had the best game of his career, Rome Odunze emerged as the clear WR1, and the Cowboys' defense was "beyond terrible."
Lions 38, Ravens 30: The Lions took their Week 1 loss personally, sacking Lamar Jackson 7 times. David Montgomery was a fantasy goat.
The News: The injury carnage continues. Chargers RB Najee Harris (torn Achilles) and 49ers DE Nick Bosa (torn ACL) are out for the season. Cardinals RB James Conner (ankle) is also done. Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb (high ankle sprain) will miss at least two games. Mike Evans (hamstring) is expected to miss multiple weeks.
Off The Waivers: Your lifeline for a hurting roster.
RB: Trey Benson (ARI - lead back with Conner out), Cam Skattebo (NYG - aggressive runner, on a 1,000-yard pace)
WR: Tyquan Thornton (KC - target share trending up), Elic Ayomanor (TEN - consistent targets, great hands), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - PPR machine)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE - a favorite of Drake Maye), Brenton Strange (JAX - stepping into the Evan Engram role)
QB: Caleb Williams (CHI) and Daniel Jones (NYG) are still available in many leagues and producing.
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Seahawks at Cardinals (-1.5). It's a battle for the NFC West lead, but the Seahawks' formidable defense (ranked 2nd in points allowed) should give Kyler Murray trouble. Bet on the bigger, more formidable bird in this one.
Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy session. Get those claims ready! And as we wish a speedy recovery to James Conner and Najee Harris, we are DONE!
