Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🍀 What better way to nurse your hangover than with Episode 17? To celebrate our Irish friends, we cover the first two movies of the 50 Shades franchise...much to our horror. Lucie realizes that clearly Anastasia Steele didn’t do her Carmen Elektra strip tease aerobics, has the audacity to granny panty shame someone else like she doesn’t wear granny panties 90% of the time, and debunks the myth of the “wearing your boyfriend’s dress shirt.” Then, Erica (unfortunately) recaps 50 Shades Darker, which she went into completely blind (much like Dakota Johnson in that sex scene). Find out which one of these is an actual quote from the movie: “They’re after me lucky charms!” or “You’re not putting those in my butt,” in Erica’s lowest rated movie so far! May the road rise to meet you, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
