Beede Beats has been in bed for three months Because he broke his leg. I call him in Ecuador for a podcast right when the sun comes out after weeks of shade And he has to go for a therapeutic pop and lock walk. Next time I call he has to take care of business with his girlfriend and his affairs because he is about to do a 12 day ritual involving drinking tobacco juice and Burning holes in his arm to insert frog venom into. I am expecting to talk to him about preparing for a 12 day ritual Filled with vomit and shitting and purging other emotional blockages while listening to spirits and instead he tells me about a new book “so you’re gay, you’re doing it wrong”
