Taking a cue from Biden's recent spill, the boys stumble down memory lane, when they were bright-eyed nymphs in terrestrial radio, working with the likes of Arsenio, Adam Carolla, Sam Phillips, Tom Leykis and Leo Quinones, to name a few.
They agree that there will not be any suffering in burning hell when they perish, because there is no God (even though we felt the compulsion to capitalize "God"), hence there's no hell. The finer points of mass shootings are discussed, particularly those construed as Asian hate-crimes. The guys have a border dispute.
Then Scotch regales Teddy with a flashback to a drunken evening getting friendly with radio royalty; Sal Governale, Gary "Baba Booey" Delabate, Rev. Bob Levy, and the one and only, Beetlejuice.
Listen up, closely, hemorrhoids!!