(Intro) Sexiest bald man in the world (Topic) What have you stolen from work? (Dirty) Nike suing MSCHF over Lil Nas X Satan Shoe. Lady Gaga’s dog walker released from the hospital. Morbid Biggie Smalls memorabilia up for auction. Mike Posner’s next mission. (5TYNTK) President Biden says 90% of adults will be eligible to get a covid vaccine by April 19. 19% of Maine’s population is fully vaccinated. Waterville woman killed by falling tree branch. Portland restaurants are upset with GrubHub. Maine Jeopardy! Champ goes down. (Outro) Peloton x Verzuz x Brandy