For the first episode of DWTS's third season, Katy and Chris are back in fine form. There is a love for the female pros (especially Cheryl, Edyta, and Kym Legs-for-Days Johnson). There is a distaste for sob story packages, especially involving bus accidents. There are Emmitt Smith hot taeks. There are disappointments and surprises galore. There is a general thirsting over hot people. Just an ordinary day back on Planet Mirrorballus.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin