HWAET! Gather close that ye might hearken, dear listeners, to the story of the original Geat GOAT, the wily and worldly Honey Bear himself, Beowulf! Join Tom, Dan, and Sarah on a literary quest through dusty Anglo-Saxon tomes as they explore the Old English legend of the titular hero’s quest to beat mega monster ass and earn eternal renown. Contained within is a discussion of the source text and its various versions, a Kenning Quiz for the ages, and a fearful look at the waking nightmare that was Robert Zemeckis’ 2007 Uncanny Valley monstrosity, AKA “Shrek 5.” Beware, for here be dragons.
