Oh my god! Did you see that the new Superman is bisexual?! Why does every comic, game, TV, and film maker have to be so woke?! God it makes me so angry!! Wait a minute... actually, hold on. Now that I've taken a breath and thought about this, it doesn't seem like a big deal at all really. Why was I so mad? It's not like I was going to read the comic anyways. And it's not like it's Clark Kent that they're making bisexual, it's his son in a brand new comic series. Who's to say Superman's son can't be bisexual? I mean he's not even real, he's a fictional character!
