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This week is all about MONEY, HONEY. You can now call this podcast CPM: Cash Punny Millionaires. We are on our glow up; we got microphones, we learned how Audition works, and we have found an amazing bottle of Mezcal in our friend's pantry so you can't tell us NOTHIN'.



We celebrate our hitting 1 dollar in ad revenue (you gotta look at the little things) by chatting about our relationships with an imaginary construct known as legal tender. This of course leads into shoes, since we like buying them. We also cover fake fights, Sharper Image, and why a roll of quarters is the best weapon. Finally, will someone PLEASE check up on Ted Cruz's dog? Poor baby is freezing in that Texas house and they deserve much better than the owner they've been saddled with.