MERRY CHRISTMAS! You get a double present this week, as your Black Nutcrackers are feeling generous and we love the idea of this episode playing in the background as you sit by the Christmas Tree opening gifts. Did you get what you wanted? If not, hop over to TikTok to get very niche treats that cater to your specific desires. For example, you can watch a multitude of Sexy BDSM Santas. We love you, jordanxbrandt.
This is our Year In Review! Or more accurately, the Year We Forgot, because so much happened that made no sense so we blocked it out. There was an Olympics! And an Insurrection! And Dahli spreading their adorable charisma on Dragula (and spreading their other things elsewhere). We also read each other on our Spotify Wrapped lists. Well, we try to...we literally cannot pronounce 4 of the top 5 on Ethan's list because he is a pretentious twat.
