Welcome to Episode 61 of The Variety Show, where chaos reigns, chocolate is judged, and advertising takes a very strange turn.
🕹️ Intro
Tom’s got a full-sized Golden Tee arcade machine in his office — because obviously. Meanwhile, The Range is already pushing Christmas and we are NOT OK with it.
đź’¬ SMS Interruption
A sudden message sparks debate: how did people actually hold the Infinity Stones? No answers, just more questions.
🌞 Rob’s Trip to Florida
Theme parks, heatwaves, and fast food-induced delirium. Rob walks us through the highs and lows of his Floridian adventure.
🍫 Taste Test
Brace yourselves for:
– White Maltesers
– Salted Caramel Twix
– White Dipped Twirl
– Dairy Milk Iced Latte
One of them is basically a mouthful of lies.
📺 Advertising Woes
We tackle the most baffling adverts known to man:
– Lynx and its “sniffable body parts”
– Flora’s wrestling story arc
– Quaker Oats’ and Uncle Gruber
…plus a few more campaigns that need to be heard to be believed.
đź‘‹ Outro
Thanks for joining us for another walk through weirdness. As always, rate, follow, and tell your mates — unless you’re Uncle Gruber.
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Music
Intro created by the amazing Ryan at Geeky Brummie