After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
Guess what? That's the IMDB intro, I didn't even write that. This week, Adam and Tia review... that blurb up there. Seriously. This is really a film.
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Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco. Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/
