*WE’VE OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE*
the federal government has determined that we are Nihilist Violent Extremists (NVE)
Still feeling pretty chill though.
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---FREEDOM OF DISINFORMATION ACT REQUEST---
(IN REGARDS TO): TRASHCATS TRASHCASTS V. THE UNITED STATES
*CURRENT LEGAL STATUS: ENEMIES OF THE STATE*
DECLARATION VIA: PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDA 9-25-2025
TERRY STATUS: ACQUIRED
NVE STATUS: CONFIRMED
EVIDENTIAL BASIS:ANTI CHRISTIAN/ANTIAMERICAN PROPAGANDISTS (FLAG BURNERS)
*(PENDING CONVICTIONS)*
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-USE 1ST AMENDMENT TO MOCK AMERICAN VALUES
-REFERS TO CHRISTIANS AS 'NAIL LICKERS’
-CLAIMS TO BE REAL PATRIOT BUT REFUSES TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
-CALLED PRESIDENT TRUMP A ‘RET**D' ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
(POTENTIAL TREASON, AWAITING SUPREME COURT REVIEW)
-BELIEVES IN DEMOCRACY AND THE CONSTITUTION
-MAKERS OF DEGENERATE ART
-PROMOTED CRIMES/‘GOING FAST’
-DISTRIBUTION OF DOUBLE BUBBLE BRINE BARN SYRUP
-DOESN’T WANT TO GENOCIDE GAYS
-SUSPECTED MEMBERS OF TRANSTIFA
-THINKS CHURCH SHOOTINGS ARE FUNNY
-CONSISTENTLY COMMITS THOUGHT CRIMES
*(OVERALL RISK ASSESSMENT LEVEL: LV 5 FERAL, SUBCLASS : GODLESS)*
LV5*F-GL
SPECIES: RACCOON KITTEN
MEDICAL CONDITIONS: BIG HEART, BIGGER DICK
PSYCH STATUS: TDS (SEVERE)
BLOOD TYPE: CHEESE
CIRCUMCISION STATUS/AUTISM: UNKNOWN
STRENGTHS: SARCASM/ VAPING
WEAKNESS: COCAINE (OPIOIDS/TRANQUILIZERS NOT EFFECTIVE)
SPECIAL ABILITY(S): YAPPIN
WEAPON OF CHOICE: TRASHCATS TRASHCAST (AWARD WINNING PODCAST)
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES/ FLEAS
CURRENT SOCIAL STATUS: BASED
CURRENT LEGAL STATUS: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING/ARREST
WARNINGS: APPROACH WITH CAUTION (KNOWN RABIES EXPOSURE)
AGENT ASSIGNED: HOMELAND SECURITY: (SPECIAL AGENT BOBO)
OTHER COMMENTS: LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE (cat-meme.gif) <3
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