As the “negative” traits accumulate, the odds of hot girl sex increase exponentially rather than linearly.
1) Over 25.
Odds increase by: +10% for each additional year, -20% at age 30, and +30% for ages 31 and up.
2) Single Mom.
Odds increase by: 50% for the first kid, 85% if a Downs Syndrome kid, 20% for each additional kid.
3) Physical Deformity.
Odds increase by: 20 – 150%, depending on severity of disfigurement.
4) Former Fatty.
Odds increase by: 10 – 70%, depending on length and heft of fat phase.
5) Recent Divorcee.
Odds increase by: 20% if she filed for divorce, 40% if her ex filed for divorce.
6) Foreigner.
Odds increase by: 60% if she is from a patriarchal culture like Russia, 30% if she is from a feminized culture like Sweden, 80% if she is from a dirt poor patriarchal culture and she’s trying to get a green card.
Conclusion:
Beta, desperate, and settling is no way to go through life, son.
