Hazel did me a real solid this week by gracing us with their presence. Go out there and do the gayest shit you can think of because life is limited
Hazel Johnson (they/them) is a 32year old polyamorus, queer, and trans Nerd. They work as a budtender at Mystique of Maine, and are the Digital Community Coordinator for the Maine Transgender Network. Hazel's favorite stoned pass times are playing Video games, doing puzzles, playing TTRPGs, and petting fuzzy animals.
Discussed this week: getting high on every level of a shepherd's pie, peanut Butter filled pretzels, a kiwi with the skin on, Mermaid Confections, being a designated joint roller at a wedding, working in a food truck, a backyard wedding, trying weed in 2010, being a goody two shoes, a gazebo in the middle of a field, a lady who couldn't pass up a bargain, piss being stored in the balls, the ritual of weed, simple spoons, spoons the game with 35 people, Pastafarianism, THC levels skyrocketing, responding to an ad on Indeed, sandwich board signs, 20.99 eigths, and more!