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Description

Out for a day in the park, you'll never know who you'll find- or what you'll find! Take Thorenguard, for example. Thorenguard was minding her own business when suddenly, approaching them came anchor Val Petrone and, guest of the episode and the official creature therapist of Creature Report, Jess Lynne! Get to know our new friend with us as we talk what might legs be (conceptually), how those eyelashes get to look so good, and one (or two) of the many misogynistic men of the 90s (and no, it's not Dame Judi Dench).

Credits

Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone

Jess Lynne as Creature Report therapist Jess Lynne

Sound FX found on freesound.org

Park ambience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdQWF5Dg78

Content warnings

-brief discussion of gross bodily fluids (mucus)

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