The party decided to deal with the threat to the gnome thief illusionist, and wait for one of the magic users to get his intellect restored before heading towards Cliffcrest.
I also present the world premiere of the new theme song for my blog, by TJ Drennon of Occult Orifice Outrage. Be sure to check out his Patreon.
Here are the lyrics:
Knows how to wield a sword,
Spells arcane and divine
Upon his shield's a wolf
And if you have the time
He's got a mean sales pitch
He even makes it rhyme
And if you need a job
This is his go to line:
Some people wanna die poor,
I can't imagine why,
They say 'once you've bought the farm, There's nothing left to buy.'
But if you want to die rich,
gold coins upon both eyes
Then raise up you long sword,
Follow me, and die.
Yeah, raise up your longsword, follow me, and die.
