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President's Day? Where is the president? Oh yeah, that guy just decided to zip over to Ukraine on our dime, promising them more money and weapons to keep this silly war escalated. Who cares about chemical attack victims in our own backyard? If somebody bombed another country with that crap it would be a war crime, but why would Biden help those who didn't vote for him? That's right, he wouldn't because he's the great uniter. Are you happy with the results of your democratic decision? Do you still think democracy works? Perhaps you're beginning to understand why I say democracy is a bad idea. Also, just as a friendly reminder, we don't live in a democracy. I'm going to tar and feather the next person who says "democracy" within earshot. That's a joke. Laugh. I'm not going to tar and feather anyone...I may want to...but I'm not going to...yet. Who knows what tomorrow brings, right? Stop it, I'm joking. Maybe