You better not pout.
You better not shout.
You better not cry.
I'm telling you why:
Saint Nicholas is coming to town!
Legends about the historical Saint Nicholas arguably have more in common with Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard than Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. Check out the Wikipedia entry if for nothing else than gazing on the featured image of an icon by Jaroslav Čermák.
Redeemer of young girls headed toward prostitution. Saver of sailors bound for execution. Heretic puncher.
The bishop of Myra merits the Frank Miller graphic novel treatment.