Are you sick of games that put you in control of dad? God knows I am. Today, we take a look at a wayward twitter user's unhinged analysis of the introduction of Resident Evil 8's Lady Dimitrescu to the larger gaming sphere, and how this marks the beginning of what will be later revered as the "Momification of Games". Haters best move on, this is an episode for the real ones. We also unpack some childhood trauma, talk about the new Dark Souls of Pinnochio, and participate in another segment of "One Star" with Mike Arendt. Buckle up, it's going to be a rather slow and unremarkable ride, but why put your life at risk from the things that are out of your control? Click It or Ticket, buster.
