In honor of The Batman, we're tackling one of our most requested movies, The Dark Knight! Christopher Nolan's magnum opus (Intersetllar people, sshhh) is a point of friction between the gays, but we settle on one thing: The Joke is 100% one of us if you catch our drift. We're rewriting the Oscars, we're regendering Alfred, and most importantly, we plant our flag on which Rachel is the best Rachel.
**BEWARE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE THE BATMAN**
