The first of 3 special episodes commissioned by Cube Microplex in Bristol to celebrate their reopening. Recorded un-live in Cube, (but not really). Sam chats to the semi-fictional, rotting Co-flounder of Cube, Bendrian Half Water about how he and others. There's grey noise, grey pleated trousers and some leftover scrambled egg that's also a bit grey. Open your child's drawing of a mouth and consume a mouthful of tasteless grey sludge. There's music from The Squirting Willies which I think you'll agree is a lovely name for a non-existent band.