There's a lot to unpack in news this week, starting with Emilio Estevez setting the record straight (or is he?) on why he's not returning to The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers. I'm more confused than before after a strange statement from the actor which clarifies nothing. I'm recapping the finale of American Crime Story: Impeachment and reflecting on wtf the "crime" of the season is actually supposed to be. Is it perjury? Adultery? The makeup they put on Clive Owen? Then it's time to dive into Canada's Drag Race, which no one is talking about (perhaps because it is not very good, idk). Finally, my Countdown to Christmas recommendation for the week is a Back to the Future reunion starring Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson in supporting roles and featuring magic trains, time travel, and a woman who's a surgeon at a prestigious New York hospital who really just wants a boyfriend.