Thick thighs save lives, but thin thighs are less likely to chafe when you run.
Ditch the coverup (if you want) and enjoy the pool, love your body by feeding it good tequila, and work on yourself FOR yourself. And if you feel the need to voice your opinions on what other people weigh or wear, feel free to plant your critical thin lips on our big behinds.
Also, Tess recounts her unfortunate decision to rock Adidas wind pants to Burger King, which inevitably tempted a fine young man who was unable to resist the temptation to catcall her. Whitney fills Tess in on the cringey women of Tinder who are brutal about men’s height. She also maxes out her credit card by panic-buying all the Target swimsuits for her first time meeting Chandler’s family (kidding, she’s more responsible than the government with her money).
