Instead of continuing the Top Ten Lies of the Past Year, Whitney and Tess each have a bowl of surprise topics for the other. The other has three minutes to rant about each topic. Tess denies her roots and goes on an elitist rant about spelling things with “eaux” while drinking her $150 añejeaux. Please get away from her with your trash blanceaux, thanks. Whitney cackles extra hard and gets excited about getting to EAUX all over the place with the return of college football while drinking canned lime juice. The episode ends with Whitney making Tess cry by confessing to crying and watching TikTok in bed. Just add The Killing Fields and some guacamole, and you’ve got yourself a party.
