Because Tess was surprisingly unbothered by people this week, and Whitney was too overwhelmed to pick one topic. Mini-rants include sports, government bailouts for billionaires, and Whitney’s continued struggle to GO BACK TO THE NAME SHE WAS BORN WITH. But sure let’s give the government more control over our lives. Anyway. Listen to both Tess and Whitney struggle with the pronunciation of “Mark Ruffaleaux.” And cackling is replaced by Whitney trying to talk with a mouthful of chorizo queso. Oh, and please pray that Tess’s child doesn’t have the misfortune of inheriting her cilantro/soap gene like he has inherited her knack for getting hit in the head with the sports balls.
