Whitney and Tess get a stern producer who keeps them in line as they discuss the lengths to which women (e.g., Whitney and two of her other friends) go for dates, resulting in their second shortest episode so far. Chandler — if you’re reading this, Whitney wants you to know you’re totally worth the effort she puts into trying to look young and cute. Brief off-topic tangents include the conspiracy against Whitney’s spray tan, Tess’s disdain for the Big Easy’s olfactory attack of bodily fluids and pot, and Tess’s poor decision to eat a raw hamburger instead of tacos.
Correction: Whitney is aware that she made a mistake in comparing Tess’s horrible junior prom experience to Chip Matthews leaving Rachel at the dance to go have sex with Amy (not Julie) Welsh.
Disclaimer: We know nothing about acquiring/using cocaine or meth and strongly discourage you from using either of these substances, despite the drug references in episodes 13 and 14.
