We return from the holidays with empty wallets, loud confidence, and zero lessons learned.
In this episode,
We kick things off with life updates, launch a new NRL tipping comp (mortgage at risk), and somehow start planning 2026 despite barely surviving this week.
Goat’s curse tightens its grip, Think About It passes (RIP to a real one), and Volk reminds Lopez that champions don’t do rematches for charity.
Tennis corner gets spicy as Alcaraz completes the slam set, Rybakina finally gets her first major, and we immediately pretend we’ve always rated them… at the right price.
Then it’s time to cook:
Horses to follow (trust us bro). Back-to-back quaddie wins (allegedly).
Accountability segments for horse racing and football (pain).
European football best bets that feel like locks until kickoff. EPL Matchday 25 preview with confidence that should be regulated.
Bin List & Listener questions -
Drinking matcha mid-workout like it’s a performance enhancer.
Pretending to be bad at things so you never get asked again.
Buying absolute scams off Marketplace.
Early World Cup futures (value hunters only). The Bischoff & yoghurt agenda no one asked for
All this before we sign off, responsibly ignore bankroll management, and promise “one last bet”.
Gamble responsibly. Or don’t. We won’t.
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(0:00) Catch Up
(2:10) New NRL Tipping Comp
(3:09) 2026 CSP Plans
(6:09) Goat’s Ongoing Curse
(9:47) Think About It Passing
(12:46) Volkanovski Handles Lopez Again To Keep The Belt
(19:52) Carlos Alcaraz Completes Slam Set With AO Title
(23:17) Elena Rybakina Wins Her First Grand Slam
(24:16) Horses To Follow
(30:06) B2B Quaddie Wins
(31:00) Horse Racing Accountability
(31:16) Football Accountability
(31:53) European Football Best Bets
(37:01) EPL Match Day 25 Preview & Predictions
(50:15) Drinking Matcha As Intra Workout
(53:12) Pretending To Be Bad At Something So You Don’t Have To Do it
(54:56) Buying Items Off Market Place
(55:33) Early World Cup Futures Look
(56:56) Bischoff & Yoghurt Trend
(1:01:00) Signing Off