Fellow listeners and hapless fools, I go solo for the nineteenth time to give you a crucial Valentine's Day message: LOVE STINKS AND IT'S ALL A SHAM!!! Screw the soon-to-be forgotten Rams Super Bowl victory last night and realize that cynical self-pitiful people like you and me will never find ourselves a life partner and love is nothing but a fantasy and illusion. Let the J. Geils Band speak the truth to you all.
