Greetings, fellow listeners. Happy belated Independence Day! Captured on the voice memo app on my phone from the comfort of my grandparents' home, I spew solo for the thirtieth time as I give you another update on my ongoing acid reflux and how I desperately want to feel better and not go through the agonizing feeling of hurling up a lung. I also fill in seven minutes of dear air with my rendition of the Red Hot Chili Peppers classic hit "Under the Bridge".
