What's uglier than Collingwood kicking at goal?
Collingwood's forward entries?
The gash on Isaac Quaynor's leg?
Eddie McGuire's latest gaffe?
Or is it Sly's and Spook's dissertation of Collingwood's hideous win?
Here it is: a long, hard look at Collingwood's hideous victory!
We explore great endeavour and horrible system.
We devolve into the misery of our list profile.
We wander gleefully through the minefield that's Collingwood's uninspiring short-term history.
And we plummet into the growing supporter apathy.
All that where?
On The Collingwood Rant.
Don't believe the facts until you've listened to the Rant!
Stay hydrated!
