Feeling positive about the future?
All happy and full of smiles?
Could the future not get any better?
Then what fugging club are you following!?
It's sure as hell not Collingwood!
A blizzard has struck the Pies.
A blizzard Melbourne has skied down to look a fast, destructive, capable football team.
And which has crushed Collingwood.
Coach Nathan Buckley has told us, "We were off tonight."
With that sort of tactical deconstruction, you need to grab yourself a drink, sit down, and listen to The Rant.
This time, it's apocalyptical.