Jonny and Shabs sit down to talk about the antics of a thirsty on main student council. Well half of it is thirsty on main. Another 25% is a child who keeps saying she's not a child for some reason, and the last 25% is a no-nonsense slightly lazy average high school boy. They are of course joined by a cast of characters including. A teacher attracted to teenage boys who should be in Jail. A Judo girl with Shoujo vision without realizing it. A little sister who wonders what Santa's Kinks are. A school newspaper photographer who should be in Jail (or at least have several restraining orders against her). And the leader of the robotics club who loves vibrators that should be considered for a Nobel Prize.