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If recent events spanning the past ten years, have taught me anything it is that the typical American cares little for any truth that would undermine the lies they hold so dear and near to their deceitful hearts. It is not just little lies like your new hairstyle is becoming or, yes, your butt does look deliciously phat in that outfit. It is grandiose lies peated and repeated ad nauseum in a bid to garner votes, pure and simple. The gullibility necessary to embrace the dishonest deceptions is the same genetic defect that finds people flocking to religion as insects are attracted to bright lights at night followed by the zap when they are sizzled to death.