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Rejoice (potentially)! Dan Snyder has finally caked his pants and decided to sell the Commanders. With a long list of potential suitors named Bezos waiting in the wings, it will be interesting to see which bald billionaire with a penchant for phallic rockets is the next owner of the Washington Commanders. After that fun stuff we recap last week's games (6:00), discuss whether or not Jeff Saturday can legally coach on Sunday (12:30), take a look at next week's matchups (28:30), play another tantalizing round of everyone's favorite monetary estimation game (31:00), and last but not least present our mid-season awards* (*predictions).

We did it, folks. We made it to mid-season awards. Like Christmas in July (but more speculative) we break down all the NFL end-of-season awards, today! We can't wait for all these picks to bite us in the ass when the dust has settled after the season. 

As always, tip your genies, or else they'll try to trap you in the lamp too.