Dave and John talk about how Pokemon is actually a plot by the Satanists to teach children witchcraft and steal their souls. Brought to you by Poliwhirl, the Thicc Version. This version of Poliwhirl is a buff, veiny, masculine type that is very fertile. This kind of Poliwhirl is the most likely to get you pregnant. Thicc Poliwhirl awaits you in your dreams.
