This episode about video games is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Play today and unlock the characters Dave and John. John is a ninja style fighter sporting a deadly katana and sneaky skills. Dave is a magic wielding shadow demon in the shape of something suggestive. Come battle today and experience the thrill of victory as your enemies lay before you, broken and bleeding. Hear the cries of their children and laments of their women as you ransack their homes and destroy their cultural landmarks. Revel in the satisfaction of victory as you colonize their lands and impose your laws upon them. Accuse them of being unpatriotic when they call you out on enforcing discriminatory laws. Play the victim when, in fact, it was your very own progenitors who created the society that now oppresses those who are native to this land. Revel in your riches as you pay real world money to gain status in a phone game where nobody will remember you or truly care about you. Feel a sense of accomplishment in a world where nothing you do truly matters unless it's so evil and vile that it scars the collective memory of mankind for generations to come. Be a warrior. Continue to write episode descriptions well last the point when you should have stopped. Keep going even though you already acknowledged that what you're doing doesn't make sense. Laugh maniacally as the madness takes you. Stare into the void as it stares back into you. Become one with the Cosmos. Become God. I am God. Worship me. Bow down to me. Pray to me. I am your God now. Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
