Neighbor, we have a solution for you if you don't like to drink water. Just drink Kool-Aid and call it "water!"
How much "stuff" do you need to add to water before you can't call it "water" anymore? And exactly how much liquid is there in "a squeeze?" We tackle these important questions--and we share a couple great snack options if you like eating entire cloves of garlic...
Then: The Internet is all a-buzz because a lady used a racial slur on a kid. So how much attention should we pay to WHATEVER outrage is sweeping the internet. And when should we just turn off the phone?
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