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On this week's episode of ⁠John Carpente⁠r's THE Last Horror Critics Will, Ian & not Nora this week, will traverse the American Southwest in search of the Ultimate Master! They'll take a lesser Baldwin and a guy who's really into asking people about their boners! That's right, really into wood! And they'll rediscover their passion for... not much really, because this is-

⁠JOHN CARPENTER⁠'S VAMPIRES (1998) R 103 minutes

Directed by: ⁠John Carpenter⁠. Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Tim Guinee, Maximillian Schell, Mark Boone Jr. and Many Other Talented People!

00:04:00- A Public Apology

00:06:00- First Thoughts

00:10:30- John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)

00:13:00- Tasty Morsels

00:16:00- Rating/Review

00:59:30- Totals

01:00:30- Next Week/Bye

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