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Try Matt's Easter Ham as featured on Dungeons & Dialectics. You don't need the body or blood of Christ when you have this delicious Hawaiian Style Ham!

  1. Acquire 3 dollar "great value" brand ham with bonus chemical rub
  2. Cook for like 10 minutes or something, I don't know
  3. Buy pineapple slice
  4. Cook with pineapple slice
  5. Watch Your Favorite Easter Film earlier that morning 
  6. Pressure cook for 1 hour
  7. Take photo
  8. Discard

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