We are back on our bullshit — aka back in the Twilight universe. Sort of. This series was born out of Twilight fan fiction and to say it shows is an understatement. We have Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan doing their best to bring heat to the most vanilla of sexual scenarios. According to this movie, if you’ve ever tied a partner up in the bedroom, you have your PhD in BDSM. Join us as we start yet another ridiculous series and breakdown the improbability of it all. In the end, Jane and Brandon reveal just how much they’d put up with to be in bed with a billionaire.