Have you snagged your tickets to go see Donny Osmond in Vegas with us yet? If no, at least join us spring chicken boys in a discussion of little Donny's first hit record at the tender age of 13 and all of the ideas about human love that that age engenders. Also, a famous vegetable sailor docks in port for a spell and casts a wider range of influence on everything in the world than we thought. (Popeye, who else). Lastly we learn all about mellification and the dubious health benefit in consuming "honey mummies." All that and more. Will we ever know about that puppy love, Donny? See you in Vegas.
