Are you aware that a man lost an eye when a mascot blasted him in the face with a ballpark hotdog? This is to be expected from Slugger, the Kansas City Royals mascot, possibly the most volatile of all the mascots. Join the boys this week as they touch on the hot new show no one thought to make based on Coward the pirate. Also a giant pool shaped like a seagull that deprived Penzance of clean water. We also find that Nate's dating life and the sexual proclivities of crickets and frogs aren't so different. You ever had sexual relations with a peacock? Naw them either.
