Buckle up for TITSOUT license plates, Tucker Carlson wanting to peep on children, rotten trees getting knuckle sandwiches, and a deep dive into how ancient cuneiform tablets aren't actually "tile samples".
Intro: Walking With Some Barbeque by Louis Armstrong
Outro: Perdido Street Blues by Louis Armstrong ft @EverydayBastiat
Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick's theme: the Anthem of the Soviet Union
