“Parasocial Captivity” is a popular new dating reality series capitalizing on simp culture and the recent pandemic of other-dimensional wormhole events. But the stakes are drastically raised when an eligible bachelorette on the program is accidentally sucked into the Outside. When her would-be rescuers follow her into the void and cross paths with Tucker and Todd, their circumstances can only improve…right? Back in reality, the crew is making progress on Craig’s firmware upgrade but their path brings them face to face with an old flame. Will their plan fan the flames or will the fan be what the shit hits and the flames be what the plan goes up in?!?!
