Immediately after the cataclysm at Mount Poon, Jeff Bezolbub and Elrond Hubbard had to beat a hasty retreat from FaNFT Island. Now, they observe the chaotic Outside events taking over the world from the safety of the Abaddon Space Station. The luciferian CEO is under the impression that the resurrected cult leader will provide him with untold power. But something is off about Elrond. Meanwhile in the Outside, Tucker and Todd stumble upon a cerebral factory for social constructs and the rest of the crew are lapping up the brief period of calm in the village of Pseudointellectuals. Little do they know the calm is about to be disrupted by a notorious TERF…